I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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