It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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