I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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