idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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