The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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