But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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