But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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