I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its not stalking. its research.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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