hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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