found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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