I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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