If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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