at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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