If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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