It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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