he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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