If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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