yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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