Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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