Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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