Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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