8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
