I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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