They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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