I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I love you.
Bad choice
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