i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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