Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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