Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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