big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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