I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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