dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The power of my boobs compel you
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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The Olympian is in my bed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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