i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just blew my weed a kiss
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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