like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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