Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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