I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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