i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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