you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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