She's JV to your varsity
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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