ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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