And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Also, beer. Big fan.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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