If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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