I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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