Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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