Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
