Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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