Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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