thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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