For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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