That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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