I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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