oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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