THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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